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EDM FANS FLOCK TO EHARMONY SLOGAN: “ARE YOU ON E?”

DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS.   EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and other old people announced that its CEO and co-founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren stepped down this week. The new CEO Grant Langston got to work quickly and with remarkable success. In an effort to cater to a new, younger […]

DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS

Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they're leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As the DJ MAG TOP 100 POLL reaches a climax in competition, DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE scramble to make … [Read More...]

POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON

More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS may have lost the democratic nomination to Clinton, in recent polls Bernie is leading Clinton with a 10 times … [Read More...]

WOMEN ENRAGED AS DJ MAG CUTS TOP 100 POLL FOR COCK MEASURING COMPETITION

"Those lads at DJ Mag are a bunch of cockbullies" As first reported by WUNDERGROUND, DJ Mag recently announced they would dump their Top 100 Poll for a cock measuring competition. This seemed like an appropriate … [Read More...]

BREAKING: DJ MAG TOP 100 TO DISQUALIFY DJS WHO STAND ON CDJS

MANY SUPERSTAR DJS IN FEAR OF BEING DISQUALIFIED   TOTAL SHOCK went through the entire industry today as DJ MAG announced it will disqualify any DJ who has stood on CDJS last year in regards to their yearly … [Read More...]

SEABIZA BRINGS BALEARIC VIBES TO DOWNTOWN SEATTLE

This time, ladies are FREE! Sign up on the Facebook event page here: https://www.facebook.com/ events/1739586769622988/ ABOUT SEABIZA Seattle's premier multi-genre Balearic Extravaganza Experience | Ladies FREEAs … [Read More...]

EDM STILL HAS A BEAUTIFUL, DEEP ALTERNATIVE TO ITSELF

ALIFIC INSPIRES WITH UNIQUE DOWNTEMPO ALBUM 'PACIFIC' the new album by ALIFIC invites the listener to an upbeat journey of reflective, sentimental chill sounds. Very different from some of the mainstage EDM acts, he … [Read More...]

WUNDERGROUND ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES FACT BASED ARTICLE

EDITOR AT RISK OF BEING FIRED AFTER WRITING TRUTHFUL ARTICLE Just yesterday, WUNDERGROUND the wonderful EDM satire site famous for longtime fans CALVIN HARRIS, DAVID GUETTA and STEVE AOKI erroneously published … [Read More...]

BREAKING: DAVID GUETTA FALLS OFF STAGE TRYING TO CATCH POKÉMON

In a quirky attempt to catch it, he lost his balance and fell down 10 ft. to the crowd below. DAVID GUETTA, one of the most popular DJs in the world fell off stage tonight while trying to CATCH A POKÉMON on his phone … [Read More...]

TIESTO TIRED OF MONEY; AGREES TO DO GIGS FOR EXPOSURE ONLY

Tiesto has informed management to only accept gigs for exposure TIESTO, one of dance music's richest players shocked everyone today announcing he is tired of making so much money. And therefore will only accept gigs … [Read More...]

HARDWELL FREAKS OUT AFTER DISCOVERING DUST PARTICLE IN STUDIO

  Within seconds a panic attack unfolded and Hardwell was grasping for air Hardwell, one of EDM's most popular DJs endured a panic attack last week. Always clean cut and ready for the job, he was working on … [Read More...]

TR 909 ANALOG DRUM MACHINE NOT ANALOG ENOUGH FOR ANALOG PURIST

Vonpoopenbaum got a panic attack after he discovered not all sounds on the TR 909 were in fact analog Meet HENDRICK VONPOOPENBAUM, a self-proclaimed analog purist with a deep love for analog synths and the type of … [Read More...]

BREAKING: STEVE AOKI SADDENED AFTER MISSING FROM EDM PIE CHART

SNUB HITS AOKI PLAIN IN THE FACE   Friday, KL&M and partners, the global leader in financial data research, released its updated EDM Success Pie Chart reflecting the most successful EDM artists in the … [Read More...]

TECHNO GIANT AWAKENINGS PREPARES FOR 5 DAY GASHOUDER SHOWDOWN

FIVE NIGHTS AWAKENINGS DURING AMSTERDAM DANCE EVENT FROM 19 THRU 23 OCTOBER IN GASHOUDER Awakenings will expand during the coming edition of Amsterdam Dance Event (from 19 thru 23 October 2016). For the first time … [Read More...]

LOCAL DJ HUMBLED WITH 8PM SLOT AFTER SUPPORTING THE SCENE FOR 13 YEARS

At this point he was going out 6 times a week which nearly cost him his day job, just to maintain connections and to support the scene. Meet RICHARD TRUEHEART, a local DJ from Chippawa Falls, Wisconsin. Trueheart … [Read More...]

MARSHMELLO DENIES JIMMY FALLON APPEARANCE AFRAID OF BEING ROASTED

No one really believes Marshmello is in fact Tiesto. MARSHMELLO, the EDM phenomenon that stormed the festival scene may be in hot water with his management and label after denying a much in-demand appearance at The … [Read More...]